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Sunday, August 19 2018 @ 02:35 AM EDT

Mireya, it's called a ...m i c r o p h o n e...

Politics Would someone please explain the marvels of modern technology to Mireya Moscoso? Tell her when she has a microphone in front of her face her voice will be greatly amplified, like magic. Everyone in the room will be able to hear her and there's no need to yell or raise her voice. This bad habit of hers first grated on my nerves during her entire political campaign and tenure as Panama's president. Anytime she got in front of a crowd of people, microphone or no, she feels the need to scream like a horny banshee on crack. This weekend she went to some political rally somewhere and when the time came for her to give her commentary on the state of affairs, she was literally screaming into the microphone. The feedback was impressive as the sound tech struggled to keep the amps from going into orbit, and the guy sitting next to her was wincing in pain. Mireya, of course, was completely and totally oblivious to the mistake she's made about a gazillion times. No one heard a word she said because it was both unintelligible and painfully distracting from the message. It's just her, but it's irritating as hell. The anti-communicator.
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