Run - It's The Pussy Patrol! - Bosco Busts Bodacious Bimbos!

By DON WINNER for Panama-Guide.com - And a good time was had by all - another transvestite of justice in Panama. Over the weekend officials from the municipal government of Panama City, together with the Mayor of Panama City Bosco Vallarino, as well as law enforcement officers from several institutions and agencies, working together with prosecutors from the Public Ministry, social and health workers, raided two of the most famous whore houses in Panama City. The first was the "Jet Set Elegancia International" which was operating from House #51 in the exclusive Coco del Mar neighborhood of Panama City. Regular readers will remember these guys - the authorities turned up the heat on them back in 2007, and they apparently moved from Obarrio to Coco del Mar. Authorities arrested nine prostitutes from Colombia, four from Brazil, and a handful of Panamanian women who were working there. Mayor Bosco Vallarino said "we found a list of clients which contains the names of members of the Partido Revolucionario Democratico PRD political party, as well as businessmen." They also found cocaine and other drugs and loads of other information and paraphernalia indicating the house was being used for (gasp!) prostitution. The political rumor mill had a field day this weekend with "spaculation" over who's names might be on that list. In one comment Bosco said they would be making telephone calls to the wives of those whose names were on the list to let them know they were using the services of the prostitutes (whoops!) and that all of the women would be tested for HIV. Everyone was led away in handcuffs. Then the next night they raided the "Royal Elegance Center" on Via Porras, another fine institution of getting your pipes cleaned, except with ugly fat chicks and lower prices. This is the place also known as "the tire shop" - they literally have a little innocent looking tire repair place as a "front" - and if you drive around to the back then there's the whore house, complete with bar, bedrooms, jacuzzi, the works. From the street you can drive by it a thousand times and never know it's there. The customers like it because they have a parking lot in the back where you can park your car in broad daylight and no one can see who's there from the street. Err, wait, that's what my friends tell me... Anyway, again they found the industrial sized boxes of condoms, KY lube, all kinds of sex toys, piles of money, computers and information, passports for the hookers, as well as a boatload of illegal foreign prostitutes. And again, according to Bosco Vallarino, two of the women who were working there are now cooperating with authorities, and they even published the price lists on television - a quickie is $60 bucks, half for the house and half for the hooker. For an hour or more it was $100 bucks, $60 for the house and $40 fo' da; ho'. Then I also received email this morning from a friend who says authorities also raided the famous hangouts for "soft" prostitutes, meaning those who turn tricks for a living but who are not in the country on an official "alternadora" visas - places like Via Veneto, La Bodeguita, and other massage parlors. Rumor is they busted about 120 hookers all told, which probably means more like 30 in reality. Anyway, Bosco has a hard-on for the prostitutes --- hey, that didn't come out right, but you know what I mean. Don't miss the special report tomorrow night at 9:00 pm on TVN Channel 2. I was interviewed for their special piece on prostitution in Panama because there are a lot of gringos who come down to Panama just to bang the hookers. Anyway, now would not be a good time to partake, unless you want to make the newsreels.

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