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Jerry Ray Hall - Ready to Haul Ass Out of Panama

Expat Tales By DON WINNER for - Let's see, there's an investigation that's been opened by the National Immigration Service into fraudulent pensionado visas, there's the criminal and civil complaints I've filed against him, and now Jerry Ray Hall has reduced the asking price for the property he's trying to sell in Las Cumbres. Back during the election in February 2010 he was asking $450,000 for this house, and now he's reduced the price to just $299,000. It seems like he's ready to pull the plug on Panama and haul ass for greener pastures. I suspect he's running for his life (and to avoid jail time), and trying to liquidate his assets before the sequester kicks in. Do you think he'll make it? Would anyone buy a house from this man? I would advise against paying a deposit on anything Jerry Ray Hall owns (now) because sooner or later there will be a civil judgement in my favor, and you'll be buying it from me. His ad reads
  • FOR SALE: Beautiful house in Las Cumbres, just steps from a Private Lake, 5 Bedrooms, Movie Room, Large Living Room, Kitchen has Built-ins including Dish Washer, Oven, Stove, Trash compactor, Refrigerator. House is only 3 years old. Has 17 years of exoneration of taxes. There is a Pool, on 13500 m2 of land, Two Private Gates, security system and alarms. On Private Road. Lots of Room, 3 Large Storage Areas. House appraised at $600,000 Selling for $299,000 Call 66xx-(snip) for appointment. Beautiful View of the Lake and Mountains. Ready to Move in. Jerry Hall.

Full Of Lies - Any Surprise? There are all kinds of things wrong with the ad. The house has been there for years. Jerry Ray Hall did some modifications but it's not a new house. The exoneration probably only applies to the recent upgrades, not the entire house. And by the way, Jerry Ray Hall doesn't own it, his wife does, so make sure you're talking to her (and not him). Nobody in their right mind would get anywhere near this property. If you're interested, just wait awhile and I'll sell it to you later. In the meantime, stay tuned as the Jerry Ray Hall meltdown continues, live and in living color. And if you are dealing with the "Doctor of Fake" Jerry Ray Hall, make sure you verify every single detail of every single document. Nobody lies more than this man, and he's capable of absolutely anything.

What changed recently? Okke Ornstein, his closest comrade in arms, is now also feeling the heat and is about to be arrested in a complicated case involving defamation, slander, stolen property, and a conspiracy to commit extortion. Ornstein failed to appear or respond to a recent summons by the prosecutor. He was also recently locked down on house arrest in a different case. All of these morons are going down soon, it's only a matter of time. Tick, tick, tick... You can run, but no matter where you go, the charges pending against you in Panama and the United States will still be valid. Can ex-cons run for Congress? I hear Ecuador is nice this time of year. Say "hi" to Leslie for me when you get there. Oh, and I've just filed a request with the prosecutor to pull your passport and to keep you from leaving the country. I wonder how long it takes them to process that kind of a request. I bet Immigration can do it quickly - those guys are pissed. (grin) If you get on the next thing smoking you just might make it. But 24 hours from now, all bets are off. Best of luck in your new home, wherever that might be.

Copyright 2009 by Don Winner for Go ahead and use whatever you like as long as you credit the source. Salud.

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Jerry Ray Hall - Ready to Haul Ass Out of Panama
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 15 2010 @ 01:34 AM UTC

Beautiful! A twofer. Perhaps they will "bunk" together and share some manly moments? Now, whom do you suppose will be on top?

Jerry Ray Hall - Ready to Haul Ass Out of Panama
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 15 2010 @ 02:31 AM UTC

This was posted by Ornstein on Panama Investor Blog today challenging Don's report. Give em hell Don!!!!

Okke Ornstein said in reply to Mike...

Well, I don't know where Don Winner gets his shit but as usual he's wrong. I'm not under any kind of house arrest. Nor will I be in jail.

What he's talking about is that a convicted con man, one Monte Friesner, has filed a criminal defamation complaint (so nothing with extortion or theft or what have you) against his own son, his ex-wife, his web host and me. Supposedly we're all in a conspiracy together to defame his current wife. Winner calls it "a complicated case"; normal people call it a monkey circus. Of course Winner sides with the con man, as he always does. If he's not too busy falsely accusing people of murder, that is.

It's soooo revealing seeing you guys take whatever that idiot says at face value while questioning me when I give you some easily verifiable data. Can you say "plop"?
Reply April 14, 2010 at 10:09 PM

Jerry Ray Hall - Ready to Haul Ass Out of Panama
Authored by: Anonymous on Thursday, April 15 2010 @ 09:13 PM UTC

Jerry Hall goes to space.

"PRESS RELEASE April 15, 2010 For Immediate Release Contact: Texas Downer

Want to know Jerry Hall

We did some real Research on Jerry Hall

Mt. Pleasant Texas - 4/15/2010 - We wanted to know more about Jerry Hall so we check into him, because of all the fur flying between Don Winner and Jerry.

Looks Like Don Winner made up false statements about Jerry Hall because Jerry would not advertise on his web site and Jerry got his money man Tom McMurrain set to jail. No wonder Don Hates Jerry.

Did you know that Jerry Hall handled the Space Shuttle Disaster Mediation in 2002?"

Jerry, you ignorant rube. Can't you research your own press releases?

"The settlement, made in 2004 but not revealed by the space agency until it released documents associated with the deal under a Freedom of Information Act request, was reached between NASA and the families through a mediation process led by former FBI director William Webster."

Wonder what Greg Abbott will think of you now? And Rick Perry when the reads your release. It was sent to them, of course.