Jerry Ray Hall - Ready to Haul Ass Out of Panama
Wednesday, April 14 2010 @ 12:21 PM EDT
Contributed by: Don Winner
- FOR SALE: Beautiful house in Las Cumbres, just steps from a Private Lake, 5 Bedrooms, Movie Room, Large Living Room, Kitchen has Built-ins including Dish Washer, Oven, Stove, Trash compactor, Refrigerator. House is only 3 years old. Has 17 years of exoneration of taxes. There is a Pool, on 13500 m2 of land, Two Private Gates, security system and alarms. On Private Road. Lots of Room, 3 Large Storage Areas. House appraised at $600,000 Selling for $299,000 Call 66xx-(snip) for appointment. Beautiful View of the Lake and Mountains. Ready to Move in. Jerry Hall.
Full Of Lies - Any Surprise? There are all kinds of things wrong with the ad. The house has been there for years. Jerry Ray Hall did some modifications but it's not a new house. The exoneration probably only applies to the recent upgrades, not the entire house. And by the way, Jerry Ray Hall doesn't own it, his wife does, so make sure you're talking to her (and not him). Nobody in their right mind would get anywhere near this property. If you're interested, just wait awhile and I'll sell it to you later. In the meantime, stay tuned as the Jerry Ray Hall meltdown continues, live and in living color. And if you are dealing with the "Doctor of Fake" Jerry Ray Hall, make sure you verify every single detail of every single document. Nobody lies more than this man, and he's capable of absolutely anything.
What changed recently? Okke Ornstein, his closest comrade in arms, is now also feeling the heat and is about to be arrested in a complicated case involving defamation, slander, stolen property, and a conspiracy to commit extortion. Ornstein failed to appear or respond to a recent summons by the prosecutor. He was also recently locked down on house arrest in a different case. All of these morons are going down soon, it's only a matter of time. Tick, tick, tick... You can run, but no matter where you go, the charges pending against you in Panama and the United States will still be valid. Can ex-cons run for Congress? I hear Ecuador is nice this time of year. Say "hi" to Leslie for me when you get there. Oh, and I've just filed a request with the prosecutor to pull your passport and to keep you from leaving the country. I wonder how long it takes them to process that kind of a request. I bet Immigration can do it quickly - those guys are pissed. (grin) If you get on the next thing smoking you just might make it. But 24 hours from now, all bets are off. Best of luck in your new home, wherever that might be.
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