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Two Dudes Busted For Paying Hookers With Fake $100 Bills in Panama

Nightlife, Bars, and PartyingColombians Marco Alonso Ospina Sanchez, 34, and Julian Montoya Fernandez, 24, were arrested early yesterday morning, Thursday, at the Bar La Mayor in San Felipe, for attempting to defraud two sex workers. The foreigners were drinking in the bar from late Wednesday night into early Thursday morning, and they tried to pay the hookers with three fake $100 bills. However the prostitutes, who are accustomed to being paid in cash, detected the bills were fake. Both girls spoke to the bartender, who alerted the National Police and a half hour later the two men were arrested by police officers assigned to the police substation in El Chorrillo. (Critica)



Editor's Comment: Dude - how low can you go? I think this story is hilarious. I can just see the hookers holding the bills up to the light, looking for the dark line, scratching that little spot to see if they are real, and then saying to themselves "hey, we've been screwed! Well, you know, like, again..." So then they report the crime, and the dudes are arrested. At the hearing the Justice of the Piece says "you're accused of paying for your hooker with Monopoly Money - how do you plead?" Now will those chicks punch holes in the bills and hang them on the wall of their room, as a warning to the next paper hanger who comes along? So Beavis and Butt-head are sitting around one night, they know the bills are fake because some other legitimate business has already rejected them, so the come up with this bonehead of an idea - "let's go get us a couple of ho's..." I wonder, did they get caught before, or after the main event? If they went limping out of there (drunk and frustrated), it's even funnier...

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Two Dudes Busted For Paying Hookers With Fake $100 Bills in Panama
Authored by: Anonymous on Saturday, June 11 2011 @ 01:46 AM UTC

Don..........

Your sense of common sense humor is still off the charts. DAMN that was funny. Like the old saying goes "Ya can't fix stupid" Just because hookers make their living staring at a ceiling doesn't mean that they are NOT in the money business. That is what they do for$$$$$$

That is like trying to pass counterfeit bills at a casino "cause they go thur millions every night" and nobody will notice. If anyone will notice is the people in the $$$$$ business like banks, casinos, drug dealers, hookers and most people with a double digit IQ.

Two Dudes Busted For Paying Hookers With Fake $100 Bills in Panama
Authored by: Anonymous on Sunday, June 12 2011 @ 04:50 AM UTC

QUOTE : "I wonder, did they get caught before, or after the main event? If they went limping out of there (drunk and frustrated), it's even funnier... "

No pay, no play...... but not that I would know for sure personally.