Two Dudes Busted For Paying Hookers With Fake $100 Bills in Panama
Friday, June 10 2011 @ 04:23 PM UTC
Contributed by: Don Winner
Editor's Comment: Dude - how low can you go? I think this story is hilarious. I can just see the hookers holding the bills up to the light, looking for the dark line, scratching that little spot to see if they are real, and then saying to themselves "hey, we've been screwed! Well, you know, like, again..." So then they report the crime, and the dudes are arrested. At the hearing the Justice of the Piece says "you're accused of paying for your hooker with Monopoly Money - how do you plead?" Now will those chicks punch holes in the bills and hang them on the wall of their room, as a warning to the next paper hanger who comes along? So Beavis and Butt-head are sitting around one night, they know the bills are fake because some other legitimate business has already rejected them, so the come up with this bonehead of an idea - "let's go get us a couple of ho's..." I wonder, did they get caught before, or after the main event? If they went limping out of there (drunk and frustrated), it's even funnier...