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Thursday, October 30 2014 @ 08:56 AM EDT

Capri Club (Formerly Known As The Fenix) Raided and Shut Down

Nightlife, Bars, and PartyingThe Mayor of Panama ordered the closure of the Capri nightclub (formerly known as the Fenix) and sanctioned several sex workers in the Gruta Azul, for failing to comply with municipal regulations. The action was carried out in order to make nightlife safer and detect those who break the law. During the action the old Fenix was temporarily closed because they were not in compliance with existing Municipal norms. At the same time some of the sex workers in the Gruta Azul were arrested for not paying their taxes. During the "social prophylaxis operation" a large number of undocumented persons and others who are conducting clandestine prostitution in the streets of the capital were also arrested. Municipal authorities and officers of the Municipal Police toured the districts of 24 de Diciembre, Tocumen, Rio Abajo, San Felipe and Santa Ana. (La Critica)

Editor's Comment: Hookers at the Gruta Azul who are not paying their municipal taxes? These are the chicks who blow Panamanian cab drivers for $5 bucks a pop. I dunno, but taxing hookers just doesn't seem right - like, it sort of makes the government their pimp, right? Could you imagine the IRS form for that one if this was done in the United States? "Under Section C, Line number six - Specify the total number of times you engaged in sexual intercourse (sex) in exchange for money. Line number seven - Specify the standard amount charged per each act of coitis, and enter it here. Line number eight - Multiply Line Six times Line Seven and enter the result here. This is your "Baseline Ho-Multiplixer (BHM). Line number nine - Specify the total amount recognized as discounts given for any of the following - coitus interruptus, premature ejaculation, or erectile dysfunction due to excessive alcohol consumption. Line number ten - Subtract line nine from your BHM, and enter the result here. Note - if your answer is less than zero, congratulations, you're married..."

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