Capri Club (Formerly Known As The Fenix) Raided and Shut Down
Tuesday, August 02 2011 @ 04:56 PM EDT
Contributed by: Don Winner
Editor's Comment: Hookers at the Gruta Azul who are not paying their municipal taxes? These are the chicks who blow Panamanian cab drivers for $5 bucks a pop. I dunno, but taxing hookers just doesn't seem right - like, it sort of makes the government their pimp, right? Could you imagine the IRS form for that one if this was done in the United States? "Under Section C, Line number six - Specify the total number of times you engaged in sexual intercourse (sex) in exchange for money. Line number seven - Specify the standard amount charged per each act of coitis, and enter it here. Line number eight - Multiply Line Six times Line Seven and enter the result here. This is your "Baseline Ho-Multiplixer (BHM). Line number nine - Specify the total amount recognized as discounts given for any of the following - coitus interruptus, premature ejaculation, or erectile dysfunction due to excessive alcohol consumption. Line number ten - Subtract line nine from your BHM, and enter the result here. Note - if your answer is less than zero, congratulations, you're married..."