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What is PG? By DON WINNER for Panama-Guide.com - That's right, if you order now, you'll get one free pass to the best English language news website in Panama. You see, the last full week of every month is what I call "sweeps week." There are now about six days left in the month of August, and I sometimes pull little stunts like this towards the end of the month to sucker in additional traffic to the website. The babe in the photo comes courtesy of elcomplaciente.com. They never seem to mind when I use their photos for this kind of stuff. Free advertising and all. As a matter of fact last week their website was down for awhile and I thought they might have gone to ground when Bosco started busting the bodacious buxom brunette bordello bimbos. But tally ho, they seem to be back and running just fine, thank you very much. Anyway, no - I'm not actually giving away any free sex - but it sure would be a good time to forward this article to someone you know and love with the message, "hey, here's this great website you might be interested in." Tell your friends. They might want a chance to win some free sex too. And if they're too old to get laid, then you might want to let them know that Walt Disney Is Coming To Panama. You're never too old to have a little fun, right? That's me, just kicking the can down the road, wearing that same shit-eating grin...

Copyright 2009 by Don Winner for Panama-Guide.com. Go ahead and use whatever you like as long as you credit the source. Salud.

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Authored by: Anonymous on Tuesday, August 25 2009 @ 11:07 PM EDT

Okay Don...you crossed the line! You'll never work for the Austin Police Department!

Rusty